On March 31, 2026, a random YouTuber posted the entire Avengers: Doomsday movie to YouTube. How he got everything and posted it is currently unknown, but we now we can see Avengers: Doomsday, and if it is good. Here is the link (WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS) to the full Avengers: Doomsday movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0

So I just saw it, and here are my thoughts:

Honestly, that was one of the worst movies that I have ever seen. Like, that had to have been an early version of the movie. Literally nothing happened for most of the movie. In Avengers: Doomsday, at the beginning, we see Robert Downey Jr.’s Doctor Doom defeat Kang, which admittedly, was pretty cool, even though I am pretty sure they just used AI to match Jonathan Majors’s likeness. We then see Doctor Doom enter the main MCU timeline, and look at Tony Stark’s grave, where he then goes to Tony Stark’s house. Morgan Stark goes, “Daddy?”, and Pepper goes, “Tony?” Dr. Doom responds with, “I hate you 3000,” and kills both of them, which was admittedly a solid opening. However, it then immediately cuts to Sam Wilson and the Avengers and the New Avengerz in a court room, where this court room has been the setting for the next two-to-three hours. In the post-credits scene for Thunderbolts*, Sam Wilson threatens to sue the New Avengerz because of the name. It looks like Avengers Doomsday is following up on that in the worst possible way. Also, the Avengers were represented by She-Hulk, and the New Avengerz were represented by Daredevil in court. She-Hulk was like an unfunny Deadpool, making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall every other second. Not to mention that Thor and his screaming goats entered the court room for literally no reason. Like, why did he feel like he needed to bring his screaming goats in this professional environment? Also, Nerdy Shrek from Avengers: Endgame and She-Hulk are back, despite presumably being back to normal in Spider-Man: Brand New Day. Nerdy Shrek was just used for horrible comedy, and nothing else. You guys get it: it was painfully unfunny. After two-to-three hours, Doctor Doom interrupts the court room, threatening to take over the world. Nerdy Shrek becomes regular Hulk, but Doctor Doom defeats him in one hit. Doctor Doom also kills She-Hulk, which thank God. Eventually, the Fantastic Four from the 2025 movie, 2000s X-Men, and Chris Evans’s Captain America enter the scene, for the sake of it. Doctor Doom and his Doom Bots basically one shots each of the Avengers, Fantastic Four, New Avengers, and X-Men. However, all of that is secondary because these forty minutes are mainly focused on a random Doom Bot, and his life before getting destroyed by Steve Rogers, which is dumb because we should be focusing on Doctor Doom. At the end, it looks bad for the Avengers team, but Ant-Man saves the day by releasing his slightly advanced ants to defeat Doctor Doom, and send him back to his original universe, which is dumb because it just comes out of nowhere and it just makes Dr. Doom look weak, like Kang in Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantumania. The court room stuff was half boring and half painfully unfunny, and the stuff after that extremely long court room scene just felt like a kid just playing with his Marvel toys. This whole movie could technically be defined as a compilation of MCU Phases 4 and 5’s (moreso Phase 4’s) worst moments as a movie. Honestly, I thought Marvel was finally learning their mistakes because I enjoyed their past few movies, but this was one giant step back. This is easily the worst MCU movie, and I do not recommend watching it. I give Avengers: Doomsday a 0/10.

APRIL FOOLS! This whole article was just one big joke. Did you actually believe that Avengers: Doomsday would do all of this? Including the screaming goats, have the movie focus on an unnecessary character, have the big bad die to a bunch of ants once again, even though it very much seems like Marvel is learning their lesson from these bad Marvel movies? Now, there is a chance that I somehow predict all of this, which hopefully, none of this stuff is true. If this stuff is true, then I guess they should hire me as a South Park or Simpsons writer because I could just predict stuff like that. Overall, all of this is supposed to be a joke, and happy April Fools Day.