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  • The Moments That Touched Our Hearts

    The Moments That Touched Our Hearts

    Elise Juneau, Editor

    October 19, 2018

    The Ascension’s Homecoming Court has done service projects for years, but this is the first time that the court went into the community for their service opportunity with a unanimous decision of wanting to do this. For the service project, the court decided to pass out toys throughout the pediatric c...

  • PSAT: The Dreadfully Boring Standardized Test

    PSAT: The Dreadfully Boring Standardized Test

    Julianne Echelard, Staff Writer

    October 19, 2018

    The PSAT, or the Preliminary Scholastic Aptitude Test, is a standardized test taken around October each year. This test takes around four to five hours to complete and will cover the subjects of math, evidence-base reading, and writing and grammar. The PSAT is a practice standardized test to help students...

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  • Volleyball’s Annual Pink Game

    Volleyball’s Annual Pink Game

    Jordan Berube, Staff Writer

    October 5, 2018

    As y'all might know, October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and every year the Ascension and STM volleyball teams play the Pink Game. This game is one of the biggest of the year, because so many families have been affect in the community and, sadly, players have lost family members from this terrible...

  • Tea Time

    Tea Time

    Addie Vidrine, Staff Writer

    September 29, 2018

    This past weekend our 2018 homecoming court gathered together for a tea party! This tea was a time for the girls to hang out and enjoy a relaxing afternoon with each other before the hectic week of homecoming starts. These girls got dressed in pretty dresses with their hair and makeup done and sat ar...

  • Puppies and Kittens and Squirrels, Oh My!

    Puppies and Kittens and Squirrels, Oh My!

    Piper Blancher, Co-Editor

    September 28, 2018

    This Friday, September 21, was Ascension's annual Blessing of the Pets ceremony. Taking place under the pavilion during break, all-school chaplain Father Brant Montgomery presided over the ceremony with a prayer for the school and a blessing of health for the animals. Father Montgomery even went on to...

    Photo Credit: Piper Blancher

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April 13, 2018

22 years ago, James and the Giant Peach hit the big screen and is still popular today.  When young James spills some magical crocodile tongues,...

Phantom of the Opera: A Review

Phantom of the Opera: A Review

March 23, 2018

This week is the long awaited premier of Ascension's rendition of The Phantom of the Opera. The cast has been practicing for months, and they...

Fortnite “Battle Royale”

Fortnite “Battle Royale”

March 16, 2018

You may have heard of Fortnite, but do you really know what it is? To get it started, so you get a visual of this massive takeover of a plain...

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To Theme Or Not To Theme?
The Most Hated Test of the Year: The ACT

The Most Hated Test of the Year: The ACT

September 14, 2018

Yup, it's that time of the year again. With the beginning of school comes the reminder that the ACT must be taken... again. This exam is the...

Are the Dardar Emails Picture Perfect?

Are the Dardar Emails Picture Perfect?

August 31, 2018

Everyone at the SMP campus knows of the absurd emails from Mr./Coach Chris Dardar. Topics of these emails range from students' faces to the weather...

Inside or Outside?

Inside or Outside?

August 24, 2018

There is a new rule at Ascension: students are not allowed to come into the main building during break and lunch. Teachers believe that supervision...

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Senior Spotlight: Grace Loos

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October 19, 2018

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